In the very distant future
2333
There was a guy named James T. Kirk
At Starfleet Academy
He befriended a man by the name of Bones
A divorcee left all alone
For cheating Kirk was penalized
But Bones snuck him on a rocket to get on the Enterprise
(Here..we…GOOOOO!)
The crew met up with Nero
Who travelled space and time
And Kirk hung out with Nimoy!Spock
Who melded with his mind
Nimoy told Kirk to take control or they all would meet their end
So Kirk destroyed the Romulans with the help of his Starfleet Friends
STARFLEET ROLL CALL:
SCOTTY! (I like this ship!)
SULU! (Fencing!)
UHURA!
BOOO-ONES!
If you’re debating time and space travel
And other science facts (lalala)
Just repeat to yourself, “It’s just a film, I should really just relax”
For the Best Odd-Numbered Star Trek Movie!